Parody · Not financial advice

BROKE
BIDEN

$15,000,000 in debt. One last coin. A repayment plan so bad it became a website.

TOTAL DEBT (AND COUNTING)

$15,000,000.00

0% TAX ★ 100% CHAOS ★ SAME DEBTS, DIFFERENT HUNTER ★ PAY BACK BETTER ★ STILL BROKE

The (fake) buy box

Contract address, placeholder edition. No coin exists. No liquidity exists. His wallet also does not exist, spiritually.

0xB40KE000DEADBEEF000N0TREAL000D3BT

Invoice · Past due · Final notice · Account closed · Payment required. He read all five and launched a token instead.

Wallet balance: $0.00. Confidence: unlimited. That ratio is the entire tokenomics section, honestly.

The repayment plan

0% tax, 100% chaos, and a pie chart of his priorities.

Corkboard evidence

Posters, receipts and red string. Click to enlarge the damage.

Verbal collections

One button. Forty roasts. Zero survivors.