Parody tokenomics
The repayment plan
Total supply: 15,000,000,000 $BROKE — one for every dollar of debt, times a thousand, because optimism is free and everything else is financed.
Where it all goes
- Lawyers38%
- Back taxes27%
- Child support18%
- Lifestyle16%
- What's left?1%
Rug-o-meter
Independent audit performed by a guy named Todd, at a bar, from memory.
Tax0%
Chaos100%
TransparencyPending
Dignity-400%
0% tax
No buy tax. No sell tax. Mostly because taxes are a sore subject around here.
Liquidity
Locked. Behind a door. The key was pawned in 2019 alongside a Rolex and a guitar.
Utility
Emotional damage, distributed fairly across all holders.
Roadmap (final notice edition)
Phase 1
Get broke
Achieved ahead of schedule. Repeatedly.
Phase 2
Launch coin
Announce it at a podium with empty pockets.
Phase 3
Pay back better
Payment plan: vibes, quarterly.
Phase 4
Still broke
Same debts, different Hunter. Cycle repeats.
