Instructions for adults

How to buy

Explained in crayon, because the last plan was explained in lawyer.

Open a wallet

Any wallet. His is open too, it's just empty.

With money you can afford to lose. Ideally zero, because see step 4.

The one on the home page. It is fake. Gloriously, legally fake.

There is no token. You just saved yourself a rug. You're welcome.

Nothing on this site can be purchased. If someone sells you a "$BROKE" token, they are the punchline and you are the wallet.

None yet. Send the real links and they'll get taped to the wall here.

Is this financial advice?

It's barely a website.

Is there a real coin?

No. No contract, no presale, no liquidity, no chance.

Why 0% tax?

Taxes are a sensitive subject in this parody universe.

Is this affiliated with anyone real?

No. It's satire about a public figure, made by fans of bad decisions.

When moon?

When the courthouse calendar clears up.

Can I get my money back?

You never spent any. Best trade of your life.